Antwerp Marathon
Oct 18, 2026Drammen Halvmaraton
Sep 5🍺 Days until Belgian beer
De Koninck at the finish🔥 The Coach
At this rate, Gard, your gut and your hairline will cross the finish line sometime Monday — the rest of you still stuck at kilometer 30.
Leaderboard
🎙️ The Run Reel
everyone's latest run, professionally commentated“At this pace, even Lars's GPS is dyslexic — it can't tell if you're running a 5K or going to fetch a beer.”
“Running so smoothly sober at 4:46 that Lars is already stress-drinking just watching your splits.”
the coach is preparing a statement…
“At this pace, even your gut knows you saved enough energy for tonight's gluten-flavored self-destruction session.”
🔑 Nøkkeløkt Tracker
Strength Sheriff
⭐🚔 Filip, you're scared of beer AND barbells — what exactly are you not afraid of, bubble wrap?
🚔 Your legs skip leg day so often, even your receding hairline is running faster than you.
Counts WeightTraining, Workout, Crossfit and (debatably) Yoga. The sheriff turns red on Friday if anyone is at zero.
👏 The Kudos Web
who actually supports who🏆 Filip has given 13 kudos — either very supportive or no idea what he's clicking on. Probably the latter.
🧊 Gard has given 0 kudos. Gard does not believe in emotional support. This tracks.
💸 KUDOS DEBT: Gard has received 14 kudos from the group but only given back 0. He owes 14 kudos. Pay up.
The Road to Antwerp
every km anyone runs moves the group bus 🚌286.8 km of 1100 km run together — 193 km until 🇩🇰 Copenhagen
Currently somewhere past 🇸🇪 Gothenburg. First border crossed. Swedes confused.
🍺 Beer Counter
points & swagFilip is currently perfectly on brand · honor system, like all great institutions
🔥 The Beer Exchange
calories burned, converted at the official rate: 1 🍺 = 215 kcal
17 beers in credit. The bank of sweat pays out.
17 beers in credit. The bank of sweat pays out.
No burn, no beer. Perfectly balanced inactivity.
6 beers in credit — spend them wisely (Thursday counts).
Group total (this week): 8,986 kcal = 41 beers of collective purchasing power. Estimates: kg × km × 1.036 for runs — argue with science, not with us.
🏅 Achievements
Oslo Training Grounds
⚡ = nøkkeløkt HQ (Nordre Gravlund, Frognerkilen, Voldsløkka — where the work gets done). Tap any route for its scientifically paired post-run 🍺 reward.